From the As Seen In The Sunday Times department.

On a side note, I have never been any good at flying kites. I’m not sure why.

My first attempt at a Johnnie Walker parody didn’t make it to print. This one, however, captures the sentiment shared by a lot of people. The joke is that Julius Malema probably doesn’t drink Johnnie Walker.

He probably drinks more expensive stuff.

Update

In a bizarre coincidence again, The Citizen‘s Themba Siwela drew a remarkably similar cartoon to me on the same day, making it the second time in a month that he and I have done this.

We went to a good friend’s Halloween-themed birthday party last night.

And what better way to celebrate the living dead than by dressing up as a zombie.

You could say that I was, well, colourful. But I made it clear to anyone, who attempted to push me to the floor, that I would, you know, fight back.

Or return to the grave. As scary Halloween zombies should do.

Forgot to publish this, earlier this week.

It was in last week’s Sunday Times.